So says the Remnant Website! I'm serious! Check it out:
http://www.remnantnewspaper.com/news.htm
It's after the Mel Gibson post. Here's an excerpt:
"According to a certified Filipino exorcist, women are prone to demonic possession because they are generally more 'psychic and intuitive' than men."
Uh Oh, Ladies and Gentlemen! This could spell trouble for Rosie Tracer! I hope our little murder mystery doesn't morph into a Demon-Thriller! Who KNOWS what will happen next... MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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"The ability to bear children, to create life in union with the Blessed Trinity – this is something even the greatest and most powerful archangel cannot do."
Priests and women are the special objects of hatred of the devil. Priests have the power to incarnate God on the altar. Women have the power to incarnate men to give glory to God. No angel can do either.
Awesome, Justin.
I was just thinking about that quote the other day. I wanted to post something along those lines, but I didn't have a reason for it.
You beat me to it, and that's just fine. :)
Dan...::thinks for a minute:: Daaaarn. I think of anything to say!
Gotta love those Chubster Production Factories. Yessiree.
Justin! ::ch:: You go from extremely respectful to very disrespectful.
::rolls eyes:: Men!
One more fair warning: I *will* delete any more CPF comments.
I think all women are possessed!
we're not.
Some people would beg to differ. And some people would just beg.
So, when will the next chapter of the story going to be posted??
::sticks tongue out at Kevin::
GO CARTMAN, GOOOO!!! Yeeehaaa!
I think we should start referring to females as CPFs.
Well that's one way to solidify your single status for all of eternity.
Cartman, one more comment like that and I will delete it.
::sigh:: Why do I get the feeling I probably know you? ::rolls eyes:: Guys.
Cartman has a lot of wisdom though, yeah?
I should've known it was you, John.
Oh, it's not john!
Darn.
Well, then who is it?
I cannot be responsible for divulging that information!
I should've known it was you, Dan.
whoever it was, was funny.
All I know is that the picture is saved on priestling's website.
Of Cartman, I mean.
[Waits for an apology]
::slightly shocked:: Christa!
::can't help laughing:: Don't make me delete a Christa Comment!
Welcome back, by the way!
[Is still waiting for an apology]
Hello again Christa!
::sees that John is waiting for apology::
Does this mean you are going to be behaving yourself?
I thought that Cartman was David. I guess not.
Ginny is possessed. OW! Ginny! Don't yell in my ear! STOP!
She wants to know about some book.
I have no idea what she's talking about.
[Is still waiting]
Apology for what?? Why should anyone give YOU an apology?
Tracy accused me in the WRONG.
I refuse to depart until I receive an apology!
Dear John,
I am sooooo sorry....
...that you think you deserve an apology...
...because I don't believe you are going to get one...
...for, you must admit, it did sound *almost* as if it could be you!!
I believe your beliefs are beyond belief, and furthermore I believe that you believe that I believe I am not serious.
But I believed that I am.
Or at least was.
Beliefs are such as can change from minute to minute so I’m still expecting an apology.
Women’s beliefs are particularly prone to change!
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